Noodle Says... Part 3

My four year old Noodle has continued entertaining us with more of her pearls of wisdom (click here for some of her previous wisecracks). Here are some of the highlights:

'What was Captain Hooks name before he lost his arm?'

'Let's Google how Google works.'

'Does Google know when I am being naughty?'

'That's not a hotdog mommy. It is only called a hotdog if the tomato sauce and mustard are in squiggly lines.'

'I have a diagnosis. I have a severe case of sour lemon on finger sickness.'

'Was that a facebook phonecall mommy? (Me, confused- asks her why she says that).
Daddy's face came up on the screen on your phone when it rang.'

'And then the lizard cast a spell and turned him into a giant. He is a saucer-man and can make magic.'

'When I grow up I am going to live in a big house in a snowy country and my baby brother can live with me and we will build snowmen every day. But we will wear gloves so we don't get sick'.

'Lets give all my vegetables to the poor children who have no food'.